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6th December 2006, 10:33 PM #1SENIOR MEMBER
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You May Feel A Bit of A P***k But Your Partner Will Be Happier!!
Good news for the old ones around here:eek: .
December 06, 2006
Scientists have developed a jab for male impotence - that lasts up to SIX MONTHS:eek:. The drug is different to pills like Viagra because they have to be taken before each romp.But there IS a catch, fellas. The injection is at the base of the penis. Dr Richard Petty of London’s WellMan Clinic, said: “This is fantastic news for men.” It was developed at New York’s Albert Einstein College of Medicine. Professor Arnold Melman said: “Initial research proves it is safe and very effective.” The jab could be available within five years and works by relaxing muscles to allow blood to flow more freely.
Three million British men suffer impotence.
A spray that stops premature ejaculation is being developed at Belfast’s Royal Victoria Hospital. In tests, patients lasted four times longer.
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6th December 2006, 10:40 PM #2
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6th December 2006, 10:58 PM #3
Maaate,
You overlook one important part of the equation, the partners of some of those older blokes may not be interested in longer lasting or more frequent. As one of my mates says, "I get all the sex my wife wants".
John.
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7th December 2006, 07:55 AM #4Registered
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7th December 2006, 07:57 AM #5
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7th December 2006, 12:08 PM #6
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7th December 2006, 12:31 PM #7
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7th December 2006, 04:26 PM #8
Pleased to report treatment not needed.
woody U.K.
"Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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7th December 2006, 04:35 PM #9
Do you know how all these were discovered?
The scientists were trying to develop a treatment for rolling out of bed, and they found out that as a side effect the drugs also helped with sexual performance.
Does this make them performance enhancing drugs?
PeteIf you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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7th December 2006, 05:11 PM #10
6 MONTHS!!!! That's longer than most of my relationships!! I might be a woody but I'm not sure I would want a woody for 6 months!
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7th December 2006, 06:09 PM #11Retired
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Getting closer to being moved.
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7th December 2006, 06:14 PM #12
I wonder if they've invented viagra for the brain? So i can spend more PRODUCTIVE time in my lovely shed?
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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7th December 2006, 06:48 PM #13
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