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Thread: Old Shotgun
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10th December 2011, 01:12 PM #1
Old Shotgun
Rummaging through her recently deceased father's garage one day, my friend Carol found an old shotgun.
Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents-in-law, Sue.
"Take it to the police station," her mother-in-law suggested.
My friend was about to hang up when her mother-in-law added....
"And, Carol?"
"Yes, Sue?"
"Call them first and let them know you're coming."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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12th December 2011, 09:44 PM #2
"Call them first and let them know you're coming"
... otherwise the cops might "Shoot through".
Ah well, that was the best I could respond with.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.