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    Default Public Toilet Map

    I wonder what ministerial department is in charge of this and how many public servants are involved with it?

    http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/

    Won't have to pee in the bush any more!!
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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    Very convenient!
    Jack the Lad.

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    And how many times have you done the 50 metre knock kneed dash to find bloody padlocks on the doors:mad:
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    You'd be surprised how many people plan their day around access to these; it actually provides a pretty good service to a large number of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
    I wonder what ministerial department is in charge of this and how many public servants are involved with it?

    http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/

    Won't have to pee in the bush any more!!
    I think it would only be the people that work is giving them the S***S

    Normell
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    Still drinking & driving, but not at the same time

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    wheeeee!!!!!!

    now I can fergit to pack nappies
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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    wheeeee!!!!!!
    Don't want to be a spelling nazi but theres no 'H' in wee
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Oh Poo
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Someones got too much time on their hands, maybe he needs a shed.
    The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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    Quick hurry I need to go. Turn on the laptop; oh no I need a phone line. Arrh I can go to that hotel over there and use their phone line.

    Got to the hotel
    Computer is on
    Got onto the net
    Got to the national public dunny map and search.....

    Oh poo the closest one is five minutes away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    Quick hurry I need to go. Turn on the laptop; oh no I need a phone line. Arrh I can go to that hotel over there and use their phone line.

    Got to the hotel
    )
    "Excuse me, Landlord, is there somewhere where I can plug my computer into a 'phone line please, as I urgently need to poop"

    Can you imagine the reaction

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    Come to the Craporium we have THE SKIP.

    I had to stop someone today from taking a there.

    Al

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    If you check out the website, you'll find that it is a project of the National Continence Management Strategy. I understand that the head of the Department of National Continence is Mr Schitin Yerhat. The website provides a link to another website where you will learn that, within the National Continence Management Strategy, information is available in 15 different languages. These include both Arabic and Chinese.

    Any suggestion that the translations may have been provided by Mustapha Kerap and Hau Yoo Poo is to be treated with the appropriate disdain.

    (And Al, I'm not taking the p!ss)
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    Very handy if you take Moduretic or any other fluid tablets!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by coastie
    Very handy if you take Moduretic or any other fluid tablets!!!!!
    Or Atacand plus, I usually use the shoping centres at least they are clean.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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