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Thread: Can't stop laughing...
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23rd January 2007, 04:34 PM #1
Can't stop laughing...
Crowded House have announced they are re-forming. Frontman Neil Finn said, "we are currently auditioning for a new drummer"......hahahahahahahahahha.. Auditioning for a DRUMMER.....hhahahahahahaha...a Drummer......hooo......everyone knows drummers are failed Bass players or vice versa lol.....oh dear it hurts.....hahhahaha
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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23rd January 2007, 04:36 PM #2
So you can play drums then can you Sheddy?
No, I didn't think so...
BTW I've never had the faintest interest in playing bass. Played guitar in a band once. What an overated experience that was...
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23rd January 2007, 04:43 PM #3
um...why would i want to. I can buy a machine which does the same job and has more charisma....
Basses have 4 strings (mostly) because thats as far as most basss players can count. The drummer prolly drank the profits....If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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23rd January 2007, 04:52 PM #4I can buy a machine which does the same job and has more charisma
You want funny? The guy I used to play in a band with who tried to program his own MIDI drums to a song he recorded. Hysterical!!!
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23rd January 2007, 05:08 PM #5
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Maybe than can use a celebrity drummer? Amanda Vanstone is looking for a gig
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.
Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either
How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
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23rd January 2007, 05:13 PM #6
Jeez at least come up with some new ones
I guess that's typical for guitarists though, nothing new, just rehashing the same old licks...
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23rd January 2007, 05:46 PM #7
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I only remember the old ones as i dont realy pay to much attention to drummers.
But i did get confused when i was a young bloke and my mate was boasting how he was getting into a long roll with 2 strokes on the left and 2 on the rightI could never understand why he would want to keep changing hands
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23rd January 2007, 05:48 PM #8I only remember the old ones
i dont realy pay to much attention to drummers
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