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    Default The Hole In The Ground

    Two woodies are out hunting and as they are walking along,
    they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach
    it and are amazed at the size of it.

    The first woodie says, "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even
    see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

    The second woodie says, "I don't know. Lets throw something
    down and listen and see how long it takes to hit the bottom."

    The first woodie says, "There's an old engine block here, give
    me a hand and we'll throw it down and see."

    So they roll it over to the rim, count one, two, three and throw it into
    the hole. They are standing there, listening and looking over
    the edge and they hear a rustling noise behind them. As they
    turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the
    bushes, run to the edge of the hole and with no hesitation,
    jump in headfirst.

    While they are standing there looking at each other and trying
    to work out what it was all about, an old farmer walks up.

    "Say there", says the farmer, "You fellows didn't happen to see
    my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

    The first woodie says, "Funny thing you should ask, but we were
    standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the
    bushes about a hundred miles and hour and jumps headfirst
    into this hole here."

    And the farmer said, "That's impossible, I had him chained to
    an old engine block."

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    Jokes about engine blocks really
    "get on my goat" Barry.

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Jokes about engine blocks really
    "get on my goat" Barry.

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
    You have got to be kidding Allan
    Cheers Fred



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