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Thread: The Funeral
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13th June 2001, 10:43 AM #1
The Funeral
A heart specialist doctor died and they're having his funeral. The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the
sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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14th June 2001, 11:30 PM #2
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- Mar 2000
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- Melbourne, Victoria
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What if he was a proctologist?