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  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2007
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    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
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    Default Nasty taste in the mouth.

    A chap I know was to be a guest speaker
    at Rotary and in his haste to get there had
    forgotten to put his teeth in.

    On his arrival he explained his predicament
    but one of the Rotarians came to his rescue.
    Reaching into his left pocket he said, "Try
    these, maybe they will fit".

    The bloke replied, "No, they are too tight".

    The Rotarian reached into his right pocket
    and produced another set of dentures.
    The chap tried them and said, "Too loose".

    The Rotarian reached into his shirt pocket with
    yet another set of dentures for him to try.
    Luckily they fitted ok.

    The chap asked, "You must be a dental technician"

    The Rotarian replied, "No, I am an undertaker".

    Allan

    _____________________________________
    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Munruben, Qld
    Age
    84
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    Dead right he was
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Hornsby. NSW
    Age
    62
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    Looks like he'll be coffin up for a new pair.
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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