Pearls of Wisdom

[artme]

How about we start a file containing pearls of wisdom that relate f to anything to do with getting through life and remaining sane..
Here we go:

Never lend money to your kids. It induces amnesia.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine.

[dennford]

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine.

Or as we used to say about the place I worked.
"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys"

Denn

[Elbow]

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys

Allan

[wheelinround]

If you constantly slide down the banister expect splinters

[Gra]

you might soar like an eagle, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

[Barry Hicks]

Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.

[Gra]

Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.

Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your kids

[Barry Hicks]

Nothing holds the attention of an athletics crowd more than a cross-eyed javelin thrower.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You can't build castles in the clouds if you keep both feet on the ground.

[wheelinround]

The bigger they are the harder they fall but woe betide the little fella below

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

My Gramps used to tell me "You can be one of two things in life; a sheepdog or a sheep."

So where do all the vultures come from?

[Allan at Wallan]

How about:

"It's hard to remember that your original intention was to
drain the swamp, when you are up to your armpits in
marauding crocodiles".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Pusser]

Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.

[Barry Hicks]

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.