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Thread: Pearls of Wisdom
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7th January 2008, 01:55 PM #1
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Pearls of Wisdom
How about we start a file containing pearls of wisdom that relate f to anything to do with getting through life and remaining sane..
Here we go:
Never lend money to your kids. It induces amnesia.
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7th January 2008, 02:19 PM #2
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine.
- Andy Mc
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7th January 2008, 02:42 PM #3
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7th January 2008, 02:42 PM #4
Ok
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys
AllanGunner
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7th January 2008, 03:01 PM #5
If you constantly slide down the banister expect splinters
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7th January 2008, 03:07 PM #6
you might soar like an eagle, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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7th January 2008, 03:12 PM #7
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Heredity
Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.
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7th January 2008, 03:20 PM #8I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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7th January 2008, 03:21 PM #9
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Attention grabber
Nothing holds the attention of an athletics crowd more than a cross-eyed javelin thrower.
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7th January 2008, 03:32 PM #10
You can't build castles in the clouds if you keep both feet on the ground.
- Andy Mc
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7th January 2008, 03:36 PM #11
The bigger they are the harder they fall but woe betide the little fella below
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7th January 2008, 03:40 PM #12
My Gramps used to tell me "You can be one of two things in life; a sheepdog or a sheep."
So where do all the vultures come from?
- Andy Mc
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7th January 2008, 04:04 PM #13
How about:
"It's hard to remember that your original intention was to
drain the swamp, when you are up to your armpits in
marauding crocodiles".
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
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7th January 2008, 04:06 PM #14
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Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.
I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken
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7th January 2008, 06:31 PM #15
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Pearls...
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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