Toilet humour (but its ok )!

[Allan at Wallan]

There I was, sitting in a cubicle at a shopping centre,
when a voice in the adjoining cubicle asked, "What are
you up to?"
I was rather surprised, and somewhat concerned by the
remark, and answered, "Nothing much".
He then said, "Are you busy for the next hour or so,
perhaps we could get together for a bit of fun".
I very nervously answered, "Oh, no, sorry I am busy".

At this stage I had become quite uneasy and decided
it would be in my interests to depart the scene quickly.

As I left the cubicle and reached the exit door I heard
the voice again. He said, "Listen, I will have to ring
you back - some idiot in the next cubicle is answering
my questions".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Barry Hicks]

Allan, were you the silly bugger who kept answering my questions in the toilet? I should have known.