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    Default Coincidence?

    A couple of blokes sat next to each other in business class. One bloke looks at the other guy and notices he has a huge bruise to his left eye.
    "What a coincidence," he says,"I have a bruise over my left eye just like yours. How on Earth did you get yours." he asks.
    "Well, I was waiting in line at the check in and there was this girl with the biggest hooters I have ever seen. When I got to the counter, I asked for a picket to Tittsburgh, and she belted me a beauty. Boy, talk about a misunderstanding. I just wasn't thinking straight. So how did you get yours?"
    "Pretty much the same thing. I sat down to the table this morning and my wife put my breakfast in front of me and I said, 'You stupid, fat, lazy cow, you know I hate cornflakes'."
    Of course I'm brave, I'm afraid of NO man, and only a few women.

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    Mmmmm. You're a kinda oblique kinda guy aren't you?
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    Acutely so, methinks
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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