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    Ever since I was a child, I've had this fear that there's someone hiding under my bed at night, so I went to a psychiatrist and told him: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'.

    'How much do you charge?'

    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

    'I'll think about it,' I said.

    Six months later, I met the doctor on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

    'Well, eighty dollars a visit, three times a week for a year, is an awful lot of money! A barman in my local pub cured me for ten bucks. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went out and bought a new van!'

    'Is that so!' he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a mere barman in your pub cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Nobody under there now.'

    Ray

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    The good things about Psychiatrists is that they help you to build castles in the sky - then they collect the rent forever.
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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