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  1. #1
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    May 2007
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    Default Lady and bartender

    A woman approached the bartender rather nervously,
    checked that no one was watching and ran her hands
    down the barman's back.
    He was rather surprised at this and even more when
    she ran her hands around his collar and stroked his hair.
    By this time the barman was more than interested
    in her and thought it was his lucky night.
    She enquired, "Is the Manager available".
    The barman replied, "No he isn't"
    She replied, "Pity, I wanted to tell him there is
    no paper in the ladies' room"

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Sometimes you just can't win
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Reminds me of the time my dad who was a club supervisor at one point in his lfe was serving a private function all woman now this was back in the mid 60's at a RSL they were watching a male review. He had a try full of drinks and packs of crisps stuck every where.
    A few ladies thought it time he joined the review and pants him.

    The shock was these were all female teachers.

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