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  1. 22nd November 2010, 11:40 PM #1
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    Default Allans Christmas present

    Allan overheard his wife ordering his Christmas present on the phone. The one sided conversation went like this.

    Wife.. I want to buy my hubby one of those special armchairs I saw in your catalogue.

    pause.....

    Yes, yes that's the one.

    another pause...

    "I don't care about the cost. I must have it for my hubby, he really deserves something like this."


    At this point Allan was feeling really important and pleased with himself and thinking how wonderful it was that his wife wanted something so special for him. The conversation went on....

    Wife.."I'm not sure. wait a minute I will ask my hubby"

    She called out to Allan..."Allan! The man wants to know if we have a 3 phase power point in the lounge room"
    Reality is no background music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Don't applaud him Nick

    His electric chair jokes are "shocking".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Don't applaud him Nick

    His electric chair jokes are "shocking.

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    Good reply Allan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Don't applaud him Nick

    His electric chair jokes are "shocking.

    Allan
    I thought you would get a charge out of that one.
    Reality is no background music.
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