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Thread: Quasimotto
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9th April 2001, 10:00 PM #1
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Quasimotto
Quasimotto (the bell ringer) was ready to retire, so he placed an ad in the
paper for a replacement. The ad stated the job description and that it was an
equal opportunity position. So this guy schedules an interview and shows up at
the tower. Problem is that the guy doesn't have any arms and he has a backpack
on his back. Quasimoto is skeptical and asks the guy how in the world is he
going to ring the bell without any arms? Well the guy says no problem, as he
sets the backpack on the floor. The guy simply backs away from the bell then
runs head on into it. The bell rings out and the guy stumbles back a couple of
feet trying to get his wits back together. Quasimoto says that's good, but what
if the bell needs to be rung twice? The guy says no problem. He backs up and
runs at the bell and smacks it twice with his head. The bell tolls out and the
guy stumbles around shaking his head, and after a minute or two resumes a bit of
his composure. Quasimoto said that he was impressed, but what if it needed to be
rung multiple times? The guy says no problem and produces a small trampoline
from his packpack. He slides the trampoline under the bell, crawls under, and
starts jumping up and down. The bell rang out numerous times until finally the
guy stumbles out and is now more dazed than ever. He stumbles around the room
and accidentally falls over the balcony. He falls 300 feet and goes splat.
Quasimoto takes off down the stairs. When he reaches the bottom a crowd of
people had already gathered. The crowd was trying to figure out who the guy was.
Quasimoto said that he didn't recognise the body, but his face sure did ring a
bell.