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    Batman and Catwoman were going out on a date and were sitting in the Bat-cave.

    "Oh Batty," she gushes. "You really are the greatest of all the superheroes."

    "Thank you," replies Batman.

    "No really," she continues, "you're brave, strong and true. You're quick-witted and fair. Everyone is scared of you."

    "Please..." he replies.

    "And you're so hunky!" she giggles. "You look so good in your costume and I love your pointy ears. I'm the luckiest cat alive. Now... I'm going to call us a cab and we're going to have a great evening."

    She gets her mobile out of her bag, but can't switch it on.

    "Oh," she says. "Can you have a look - you're so good with gadgets."

    "I'm afraid," he replies, "your phone will not work because of your bat flattery".
    Cheers Fred



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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Good one "Benderfelly".

    Keep 'em coming Fred.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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