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    Default Three wise men at Xmas

    Three Guys who just happened to be named Allan , Barry & Munruben no relation to any forum members , died in a car accident.
    When they reached the pearly gates St Peter asked each for a christmas token before he let them in as it was almost Christmas
    Allan felt in his pockets and found a lighter which he gave to St Peter as a candle the symbol of the noel
    Barry checked his pockets and came up with a set of keys which he shook and said they are like bells ringing out fron the church
    Munruben checked all his pockets and all he had was a pair of panties , how do these represent Christmas said St Peter and Munruben replied their carols
    Ashore




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    I like that
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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