One for Barry

[Allan at Wallan]

Barry is always slinging off at my
"alleged" vehicle - a 2CV Citroen.

What is the difference between a
2CV Citroen and a Jehovah's Witness?

At least I can shut the door on the
Jehovah's Witness.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Barry Hicks]

10/10

[Carry Pine]

At least they are leaving the Ladas alone these days.

Why did Ladas have heated back windows?


So the people pushing them kept their hands warm.

CP

[Allan at Wallan]

At least they are leaving the Ladas alone these days.

Why did Ladas have heated back windows?


So the people pushing them kept their hands warm.

CP

How do you increase the value of a Lada
by 100% ?

Put $2 worth of petrol in it.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.