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    Default 40th Birthday surprise

    On her 40th birthday SWMBO waltzed out of the bedroom dressed in an
    old outfit that she dug out of the back of the wardrobe.

    "I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is
    ten years old," she said to me, hoping I'd take the hint
    and buy her some new clothes as a present.

    "Or," I offered instead, "it means when you were 30 you had the body of a
    40-year-old."

    (I am expected to be discharged from the hospital next week but I
    will always walk with a limp).
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Boy, do you know how to live dangerously....... and you lived to talk about it..............
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Boy, do you know how to live dangerously....... and you lived to talk about it..............
    He lived to talk about it ... but it was difficult with a fat lip.


    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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