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  1. 17th June 2008, 03:36 PM #1
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    A terrorist runs into a pet shop ...

    He puts a bomb on the counter and yells "everyone has one minute to get out!"

    From the back of the shop a tortoise yells "you ba*tard..."
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    Very dry. Very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    A terrorist runs into a pet shop ...

    He puts a bomb on the counter and yells "everyone has one minute to get out!"

    From the back of the shop a tortoise yells "you ba*tard..."
    Fancy spelling it "ba*tard" ... that it not what
    they tortoise at school.

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    Pull yer head in Allan.
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    Trust you two to "wade in" like a couple of "shell-backs"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    ...a couple of "shell-backs"
    Strewth, there is a term I haven't heard in a while...

    We had several on our rookies course...... I stated naming names but I changed my mind 'cos they are probly dead by now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Pull yer head in Allan.
    I was temporarily shell-shocked by that remark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I was temporarily shell-shocked by that remark.
    I wouldn't want to egg you on.
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