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  1. #1
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    Default Julia has troubles

    Julia Gillard rang me to see if anyone at our club could
    assist her.

    She wants to restore her cabinet before it totally
    collapses.

    I told her to ring another club - we only do woodturning.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

  2. #2
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    Yeah, she's in trouble all right. Shuffling her cabinet is like shuffling the deck chairs on the titanic.
    -Scott

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    You could have turned her cabinet around, there is a lot of dead wood there.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Allan,Allan,Allan, She had to ring you - she needed a new spin on her problems.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    You could have turned her cabinet around, there is a lot of dead wood there.
    ain't all wood dead?
    Experienced in removing the tree from the furniture

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