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    A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the ringer offered. "Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikies, who were threatening a young sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

    I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #### out of the lot of ya’s!"


    St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"


    "Just a couple minutes ago..."
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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