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Thread: Don't mess with "oldies"
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2nd April 2009, 10:11 PM #1
Don't mess with "oldies"
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
> WHEN YOU'RE OLD
> AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
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> George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up
> to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden
> shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back
> door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed
> stealing things.
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> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
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> He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing
> from me.
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> Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your
> doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
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> George said, "Okay."
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> He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
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> Then he phoned the police again.
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> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
> stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
> because I just shot them." and he hung up.
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> Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
> Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence,
> and caught the burglars red-handed.
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> One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot
> them!"
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> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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> (True Story) I LOVE IT!
> Don't mess with old people
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> Live well, laugh often, love much!!!G'day all !Enjoy your stay !!!
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2nd April 2009, 10:30 PM #2
Thats gold, I love it. I will remember that for when I get old. ( If I still have a memorey when I get old)
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3rd April 2009, 12:32 PM #3
An oldie but still worth relating.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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3rd April 2009, 02:01 PM #4
gawdelpus, thanks for that, mate, have seen it before but am still chuckling from this reading.
Love your signatureline. Great advice, should be more of it.
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