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    1. If Brighton blondes reverted to their original hair colour what would it be?






    Grey.





    2. What do Brighton blondes wear to a funeral?






    Black tennis skirt.
    There are others but I can't remember them all.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    What's a Brighton Blonde?

    ... and don't say "a blonde from Brighton"
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    Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.
    The equivelent in Sydney would be a Mosman Blonde then.

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    I remember when I lived in Double Bay in Sydney, there was an old duck who used to do her shopping in Coles wearing a fur coat and dripping in jewellery. She'd drive up in her Rolls and pull into the kerb with the asre sticking out into the street. I used to think "if you're so bloody rich, why do you have to do your own shopping and drive your own car?"
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.
    Toorak with water views
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    What's a Brighton Blonde?
    Generally about 60 going on 21
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.
    And full of F*Wits in pristine 4WDs that have never seen grass, far less bush. Mostly driven by blondes with face jobs that end at their ankles...

    Unless you lived nearby, you'd hardly credit the number of "vanity addresses" that imply Brighton, but could be as far away as Oakleigh. Utter bovine recycling material

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
    And full of F*Wits in pristine 4WDs that have never seen grass, far less bush. Mostly driven by blondes with face jobs that end at their ankles...

    Unless you lived nearby, you'd hardly credit the number of "vanity addresses" that imply Brighton, but could be as far away as Oakleigh. Utter bovine recycling material

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    Mutton dressed as lamb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    I remember when I lived in Double Bay in Sydney, there was an old duck who used to do her shopping in Coles
    Must have pre 80's There was only wollworths after that.






    Useless infomation for the day


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    OK, it was Woolies. 1989...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    OK, it was Woolies. 1989...
    Thanks, it's important to get the big things right.
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    Precision is everything
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    There are some great Scot's saying for some of these people;


    Fur coat and no knickers

    Two car's in the Drive and nothing in the fridge

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