Paddy caught them

[Carry Pine]

Paddy suspected that his wife was playing up and arrived home unexpectedly to find her in a compromising position with... his best friend Mick. He was so upset, he went to his cupboard, pulled out a pistol and pointed it at his head. Mick and the wife just laughed at him but Paddy said,

'Don't laugh, you're next!'

CP

[Tonyz]

Mick & Paddy meet in the pub and Paddy says
" Mick when you make love to your wife you gotta keep the blinds drawn, we all saw you last night".
" Ah ya dumd knob Paddy" says Mick " I weren't even home last night"