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    Default Smart Girl

    After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

    As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart . . . " etc., etc.

    Fifteen minutes later at St. Anne de Bellevue he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice:
    "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"

    My guess would be that Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.
    ~~~I can not change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to

    always reach my destination~~~

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    Love it
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
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    Love it so does a lady I just sent it to who has this sort of problem daily on trains and buses.

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    Did yer hear about the young fella at that fancy pup
    He went to the bar to blow the froth off a beer or three,
    This good looking Sheila started to talk to im
    After a while she took him back to er room for a lesson
    Of vertical line dancen and what a lesson it was,
    The next morning the young bloke dragged himself down
    To pay fer the room, the clerk said did yer enjoy yer stay,
    While he worked out the bill he just shook his head,that's when
    The scribe gives im the bill he looks at it and said 650 dollars ,
    I was only er for one night yous made a mistake,de scribe said
    That's correct sir but your has been ere for a week.

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