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Thread: On the Scale
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22nd April 2014, 11:15 AM #1
On the Scale
Having avoided the scale for
a few years, SWMBO finally
got up the nerve to climb aboard.
Unable to read the numbers, she got
off to grab her eyeglasses and
stepped back on.
"What do you know?" she called out.
"These glasses weigh 15 kilos."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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22nd April 2014, 03:11 PM #2
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- May 2013
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Brings back recent physically hurtful memories (nightmares ).
I think I have learnt my lesson re the weight loss topic..........although future BAC may prove otherwise.......
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23rd April 2014, 03:38 PM #3
My scales are the talking type.
When I get on they say, "One at a time please".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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6th May 2014, 10:06 PM #4
Similar to the first post...
True Story...
We recently took a Helicopter Flight around Cradle Mountain in Tassie and had to be weighed for the pilot to check flight loads. The weight had to include all items taken on the chopper. Woman (photographer) hopped on the scales and I heard "Gee, this camera must be heavy"
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