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  1. #1
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    Default Where's me fingers!?

    So, I was checking out my favourite online auction site recently when I spied a desireable piece of machinery. I contacted the seller and got the following response.

    Me: " Is the machine complete (no blade guard in the photos) and fully operational?"
    Him: "
    Yes"
    Me: "Why are you selling it?"
    Him: "I lost two fingers on this machine."


    Oh dear...

  2. #2
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    Let me guess, he wasn't using the blade guard?
    -Scott

  3. #3
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    Seems the machine had a problem but
    he couldn't put a finger on it, well not
    after his accident.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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