A Reason for the Australian Oil Crisis

[Phil Spencer]

A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We
just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our oil is located in Bass Strait and off the coast of WA .

Our dipsticks are located in Canberra.

[munruben]

I gotta pay that one Phil

[Big Shed]

Good one Phil, actually laughed out loud!

[weisyboy]

[Bob38S]

Laughed out loud

until

I realised it wasn't a joke

[rrich]

Phil,
If you don't mind I'm going to steal that one and adapt it.

[Tonyz]

whose the dipsticks we voted them in.
Now looks like the other dipsticks will do the same job.

I say go solar,both leaders are smooth on top get the buggas to stand still, then hook up a generator off their heads.... viola instant solar power they will be useful for something

[Groggy]

whose the dipsticks we voted them in.

Yabbut, no matter who you vote for a pollie always wins - it's rigged I tells ya...