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    Hymn #365

    A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    Sermon complete, he sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
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