Out of the mouths of babes

[Barry Hicks]

Variation #16

The year 1 teacher holds up a picture of a horse and asks if anyone knows what it is.

A little girl calls out, "It's a horsey."

The teacher then holds up a picture of a cow and asks if anyone knows what it is.

Another kid calls out, "It's a moo cow."

She then holds up a picture of a deer with a big pair of antlers and again asks if anyone knows what it it. When nobody answers she adds, "It's what Mummy calls Daddy when he gives her a hug and a kiss."

Little John holds up his hand and calls out, "It's a horny bastard."

[munruben]

Good one. i

[joe greiner]

At least 35 years old. I thought it would've travelled faster than this. Joe

[Barry Hicks]

Thanks for dating this one Joe, I am much obliged.

[Allan at Wallan]

Thanks for dating this one Joe, I am much obliged.

That's the only date you are likely to get Barry.

Allan

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One good turn requires a decent piece of wood.

[Barry Hicks]

I hate being dated!

[Calm]

I hate being dated!

Yep this is another of the things that chaps do!!

[Barry Hicks]

Dirty buggers!