pilot humour

[Gra]

A C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb! He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.

The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?"

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"

The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a , then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll".

[meerkat]

[Bleedin Thumb]

Like it Gra.

[Cliff Rogers]

Oldie but a goodie... when I heard it, the C-130 pilot shut down 2 engines & continued to fly straight & level & called the Bone Doom up & said "Let me see you do that smartasre."