The Hotel Bill

[Barry_White]

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider
This...


A husband and wife are traveling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne.
After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue
And they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a
room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the
road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a bill for
$450.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells

the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00.
When the clerk tells him $450.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on
speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel
Has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were

available for the husband and wife to use.
'But we didn't use them,' the man complains.
'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which

the hotel is Famous. 'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood ,

and LasVegas Perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows, 'complains the man again.
'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! , the man replies, 'But we
didn't use it!'
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque.
'But sir,' he says, 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.'
'That's correct,' says the man. 'I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with my
Wife.'
'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
'Well, too bad,' the man replies. 'She was here and you could have.'

[tea lady]

[weisyboy]

its about time someone put a funny joke up here

[Ozkaban]

nice one!

I'll have to remember that one!

Cheers,
Dave

[Allan at Wallan]

nice one!

I'll have to remember that one!

Cheers,
Dave

I already remember that one
... from 50 years ago.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[Ozkaban]

I already remember that one
... from 50 years ago.

Allan

Give me a chance! I'm only 33...

Cheers,
Dave