A road train heading into the channel country hit and killed a wild boar.The carcass was in pretty good nick so the truckie decided to offer it to one of his mates a publican up the track.
"Yeah I'll give you twenty bucks for it,"the publican said,"We're almost out of meat."
A commercial traveller was stopping at the pub.
At dinner the publican offered him a choice of roast pork,grilled pork chops or ham on the bone.
"Fresh killed local wild boar,"said the publican proudly.
The traveller chose the roast and complimented the publican on the pork,"Glad you liked it,"said the publican."You can have chops ,or bacon,or ham,or brawn for breakfast. We don't waste anything out here."
"Sounds good"said the traveller,"Could I have a drink of water?"
"Yes, mate, but we've only got bore water."
"Crikey,"exclaimed the traveller "You're right - you don't waste anything, do you?"



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Johnno