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    Default Terrible Jokes



    1. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.

    2. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can You Pea Soup?

    3. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.

    4. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because They Have Big Fingers.


    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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