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    Default Lawyers with stars in their eyes...

    Wading through my inbox, checking out the NASA related stuff, I came across this. Given all the fuss they've been making over it, I really had to have a quiet snigger.

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    http://legis.state.nm.us/Sessions/07...se/HJM054.html

    HOUSE JOINT MEMORIAL 54

    48th legislature - STATE OF NEW MEXICO - first session, 2007

    INTRODUCED BY

    Joni Marie Gutierrez

    A JOINT MEMORIAL

    DECLARING PLUTO A PLANET AND DECLARING MARCH 13, 2007, "PLUTO PLANET
    DAY" AT THE LEGISLATURE.

    WHEREAS, the state of New Mexico is a global center for astronomy,
    astrophysics and planetary science; and

    WHEREAS, New Mexico is home to world class astronomical observing
    facilities, such as the Apache Point observatory, the very large array,
    the Magdalena Ridge observatory and the national solar observatory;
    and

    WHEREAS, Apache Point observatory, operated by New Mexico state
    university, houses the astrophysical research consortium's
    three-and-one-half meter telescope, as well as the unique
    two-and-one-half meter diameter Sloan digital sky survey telescope;
    and

    WHEREAS, New Mexico state university has the state's only
    independent, doctorate-granting astronomy department; and

    WHEREAS, New Mexico state university and Dona Ana county were the
    longtime home of Clyde Tombaugh, discoverer of Pluto; and

    WHEREAS, Pluto has been recognized as a planet for seventy-five
    years; and

    WHEREAS, Pluto's average orbit is three billion six hundred
    ninety-five million nine hundred fifty thousand miles from the sun,
    and its diameter is approximately one thousand four hundred twenty-one
    miles; and

    WHEREAS, Pluto has three moons known as Charon, Nix and Hydra;
    and

    WHEREAS, a spacecraft called new horizons was launched in January
    2006 to explore Pluto in the year 2015;

    NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF
    NEW MEXICO that, as Pluto passes overhead through New Mexico's
    excellent night skies, it be declared a planet and that March 13, 2007 be
    declared "Pluto Planet Day" at the legislature.
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    What next? Another attempt to pass legislature to make Pi = 3.0?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Indiana, 1897. House Bill No. 246. Cooler heads prevailed: didn't pass Senate.

    http://tafkac.org/legal/pi_indiana.html

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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