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    Talking Go Aussie Go

    This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak
    his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the
    Olympic Village. Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all the
    lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of
    athletic achievement.
    After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the
    bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in
    the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and
    smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside
    her. She's really pleased to have met this guy.
    At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumblesthe lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in
    a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright,
    takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under
    the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a
    gorilla. Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic
    repeat performance. The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of
    this second encounter. Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from
    his previous exhaustion ! After nearly half an hour of wild activity in
    every possible position, the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of
    bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he
    dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and
    commences to make love all over AGAIN.
    The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the
    same blistering pace as before. In the darkness, she can't properly see
    what kind of tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but she
    sure likes the effect! More than an hour later, after another repeat of
    the strange drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic
    multiple orgasms on her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather
    faint herself.
    "Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting bald-headed
    Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your tonic!" She rises unsteadily
    and pours a small shot of the liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola. Then
    she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed -
    only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the
    Australian relay team..................
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    The dream team or the Mean Machine???????
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    Come (?) on Aussie, Come on!
    I won't go any further with that one

    [This message has been edited by Iain (edited 12 September 2000).]
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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