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7th September 2000, 09:24 AM #1
Go Aussie Go
This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak
his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the
Olympic Village. Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all the
lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of
athletic achievement.
After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the
bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in
the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and
smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside
her. She's really pleased to have met this guy.
At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumblesthe lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in
a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright,
takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under
the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a
gorilla. Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic
repeat performance. The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of
this second encounter. Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from
his previous exhaustion ! After nearly half an hour of wild activity in
every possible position, the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of
bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he
dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and
commences to make love all over AGAIN.
The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the
same blistering pace as before. In the darkness, she can't properly see
what kind of tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but she
sure likes the effect! More than an hour later, after another repeat of
the strange drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic
multiple orgasms on her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather
faint herself.
"Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting bald-headed
Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your tonic!" She rises unsteadily
and pours a small shot of the liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola. Then
she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed -
only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the
Australian relay team..................Greatest Movie Quote Ever: "Its good to be the king!"____________________________
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11th September 2000, 07:49 AM #2
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12th September 2000, 10:48 PM #3
Come (?) on Aussie, Come on!
I won't go any further with that one
[This message has been edited by Iain (edited 12 September 2000).]Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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