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  1. #1
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    Default An other chicken joke

    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is
    leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a
    satisfied smile on its face.
    The egg, looking a bit ****** off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and snorts, "Well, I guess we finally know the answer to THAT question!"
    Any thing with sharp teeth eats meat.
    Most powertools have sharp teeth.
    People are made of meat.
    Abrasives can be just as dangerous as a blade.....and 10 times more painfull.

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    Apart from being really old, that joke was posted here a week ago.

    The original post

    The term 'oops' springs to mind

    Cheers
    Richard

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    bugger
    Any thing with sharp teeth eats meat.
    Most powertools have sharp teeth.
    People are made of meat.
    Abrasives can be just as dangerous as a blade.....and 10 times more painfull.

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