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12th March 2010, 07:59 AM #1
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Noah's Ark
Noah's ArkEverything Ineed to know, Ilearned from Noah'sArk.
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you todo something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job thatneeds to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage..The snails were on boardwith the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile..
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's alwaysa rainbow waiting.
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12th March 2010, 09:26 PM #2
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I wonder if he took any fish aboard.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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13th March 2010, 10:55 AM #3
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In the movie one of his sons had a mullet.
Originally Posted by munruben
I wonder if he took any fish aboard.
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