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8th April 2009, 04:45 PM #1
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Second hand joke
I wish I could claim this to be an original but heard it on TV
this morning and hope that Forumites did not.
A wife was due for a birthday and her husband asked her
what she would like as a present.
She replied, "Something that will go from zero to a hundred
in less than five seconds. I prefer the colour to be white".
The husband purchased her present - a set of white
bathroom scales. Funny, they are still not talking.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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8th April 2009, 11:27 PM #2
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9th April 2009, 09:14 AM #3
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He obviously didn't weigh up the risks.
Chris
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9th April 2009, 09:27 AM #4
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He should be out of hospital in about 6 months
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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9th April 2009, 10:54 AM #5
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On the other hand he could have bought her a bullet
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