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  1. #1
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    Default Wheelinround goes horse riding

    Wheelinround decided he would try his luck at horse riding so
    unassisted, without prior experience or lessons, he mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

    It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but then wheelinround begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, he grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. he tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

    Finally, giving up his frail grip, he leaps away from the horse to try and throw himself to safety.

    Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup. he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground again and again. As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the K-Mart manager runs out and shut the horse off
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

  2. #2
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    Hey how'd you know John you got ESP

    Bucked off another old Nag yet again

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