The Lord.

[Old Croc]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after Mass.The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop, when he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic man says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24″ waist, and 34″ hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
Have a lovely day everyone,
Rgds,
Crocy.

[Tomislav]

I bumped into her one night, it didn't hurt a bit..

[AlexS]

Three young men of the cloth, an Anglican minister, a Roman Catholic priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day about their career prospects. The Anglican said that if he did very well, he could become the Archbishop of Canterbury, while Roman Catholic said that, while it was unlikely, he could eventually become Pope. "Hmm," said the Rabbi, "Is that as far as you can go?"
The other two looked shocked. The Anglican said that the next step up was the son of God. "How do you expect to get there?"
"Why not?" said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it."

[Ruddy]

An oldie but a goodie Alex