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21st July 2006, 03:22 PM #1
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Two Irish men were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid
the flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a
few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us
the length"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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21st July 2006, 06:42 PM #2
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The only blonde that I ever knew that carried a wrench in her purse carried an 18" Stillson. This wasn't for undoing nuts, it was for, ahem!, correcting them
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21st July 2006, 07:54 PM #3
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very good .. gave me a chuckle
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21st July 2006, 08:08 PM #4
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Yep i concur a good laugh.
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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