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Thread: A born loser
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7th December 2009, 11:46 PM #1
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A born loser
A little guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, “What'cha gonna do about it?
The poor little guy starts crying "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says.
"I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home."
He continues, crying even harder.
"Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."regards,
Dengy
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8th December 2009, 01:23 PM #2
very good
Cheers Fred
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