Accident prone

[Woodwould]

Watch your step!

[Ozkaban]

Watch that first step... it's a big one

[The Bleeder]

Judge to the Officer.....'and how many times did he fall off the curb'

[Ozkaban]

According to snopes.com, the incident was real enough but the last paragraph was added in the email version. Real press stories at the time only relate the guy being pinned down.

Shame though. Unlike this one where the story proved to be true...

Another case of underestimating the ammo requirements

As reported earlier this week, some dirtbag who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop in Florida ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him.

The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.

Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

A statewide manhunt ensued. The low-life piece of human garbage was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit said low-life 68 times.

Now here's the kicker: Asked why they shot the guy 68 times, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel ... get this. "That's all the bullets we had."

God bless Sheriff Judd!