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Thread: Lottery Ticket
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29th October 2010, 04:13 PM #1
Lottery Ticket
A tightwad was convinced by a friend to buy a couple of lottery
tickets. But after he won the big prize he didn't seem happy.
"What's wrong?" the friend asked. "You just became a millionaire!"
"I know," he groaned. "I can't imagine why I bought that second ticket!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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