What Do Retired People Do All Day?

[bullfright]

The question is:

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi ????. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a ????-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

[Grumpy John]

The question is:

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Go to the local bunnies and annoy the crap out of the tool shop staff (only kidding).

[joe greiner]

The question is:

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Oftimes, nothing. And, owing to mission creep, occasionally need assistance of other retirees. A while back, late arvo of a productive day actually accomplishing something, a mate came over to accuse me of procrastinating. I said something like, "Thanks for coming by. I was all set to do nothing, and I need all the help I can get."

Cheers,
Joe