My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he
would start dinner. First, he would make the salad. He searched high
and low for the big bowl for making the salad and finally found it in
the refrigerator, half full of lime cordial.

"Who on earth put lime cordial in a bowl?" He looked around and found
some empty coke bottles, rinsed them out and using a funnel,
transferred the lime cordial to the coke bottles and returned them to the
fridge. He then made the salad and started the rest of the dinner.

Later, my sister came home. She had been to the store and was putting
some things in the fridge, when suddenly she asked her husband, "Who
on earth put my Jelly into coke bottles?"