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    Default Party Tricks

    After posting on another thread about putting tobasco sauce on the toilet door handle I got to thinking

    What is your best party trick or the best you have seen

    For me it was putting one part of a chemical fire extinguisher product in the top and the other in the bowl , when the toilet was flushed the two reacted, mil not impressed, was at sil 21st

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    Rubbing graphite powder into a black toilet seat
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    Final day of High school a bunch of us got some explosive touch paste from the chem teacher (really great bloke) and painted it onto the flush buttons of all the toilets in the school!!!
    Have a nice day - Cheers

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    Taping open cans of baby powder to ceiling fans.

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    I found some brown clay at work one day.
    Rolled it up to look like a piece of poo.
    Stuck a bit of oil on it to give it a nice sheen.
    Sat it on a bed of toilet paper.
    It looked like the real thing
    When the boss went to lunch I picked the lock of his desk drawer and put the psuedo poo in it.
    There was a lot of noise in the office after lunch.
    He never found out who did it.
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    I was a bad, bad girl at school one day. Had to sit next to this prissy, snotty, snobby thing. She ended up walking around school with a seat-sized dried Clag glue shape on her dark green school skirt. Still not friends to this day and don't miss it one bit

    My brother still wants to pay me back for the life-sized cardboard Police Gentleman I put in his honeymoon suite bathroom. He pulled back the shower curtain and freaked

    My brother's wife has paid me back for the vegemite under the car door handles won't be doing that one again

    cheers
    Wendy

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    wendy, that vegemite one is gold.....how did she pay you back?
    S T I R L O

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    Chokito in the swimming pool...:eek:
    There's a boat inside me trying to get out.
    Was it something I ate?

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    Sand in the vaseline on wedding nights used to be a popular one......

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    All fans turned off ready of Barrack Inspection:mad: :mad:

    When room is empty-- the guys have gone to the Mess of breakfast-
    lace fan rotors with shaving cream, pour baby powder,priclkey heat powder, or what ever betweem the "shaving foam" walls.
    WAIT
    just before OC does his inspection, race past their room, hand in door,
    start fan and bugger off quick smart
    The fan will do a few revolutions before the powder "breaks" it's way past the shaving foam:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    "SNOW time" and there is no time to clean up before the boss get's there:mad: :mad: :mad:

    I had it done to me in Singapore and passed the "favour" on as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000
    wendy, that vegemite one is gold.....how did she pay you back?
    Going back a few years when trade unions were amalgamating an organiser from a left wing union did the same thing to a car belonging to a right wing union rival...only it wasn't vegemite. :eek: I'm the only person who knows who did it (it wasn't me btw) apart from the guilty partyand if the victim ever found out there would be a messy homicide somewhere in Tasmania. The perpetrator is now a member of parliament. Fitting really.
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    Cling film stretched tight across the top of the toilet bowl produces interesting results.

    It works best on express trains. The motion of the train means that blokes have to concentrate hard to stay in one place while aiming. This means they spend less time inspecting the receptacle so they tend not to notice the cling film - until the result of the aiming process proves to be an unexpected deflection ....
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    When a bloke goes to the dunny (urinal) Wait for him to start and then walk up behind him and pee between his legs.

    If he turns around, he gets peed on.
    It is a really freaky feeling.

    P.S. you really really need to know the bloke very very well.
    Don't do it to anyone that is a punchy drunk.
    Hooroo.
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    NOT one of mine (unfortunately)

    Crummy P.S. boss turns up to Xmas party late, pinches unopened bottle of Scotch & P.o.Q.

    This is sighted by slightly inebriated office smart boy, who collects all the prawn heads & shells, breaks into boss's office & put shells etc in ceiling light shade & turns on the light, then locks the door. Everyone is away over Xmas & New Year.

    When they came back from Holls, the boss's office was being completely stripped, paint, carpet, furniture etc. No one ever found out who did it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000
    wendy, that vegemite one is gold.....how did she pay you back?


    Don't worry, she got me back good, REAL good. Let's just say I'm still finding confetti all over the house and it's been over 2 years since the wedding - I even found some up through the Manhole!!!! We had a bbq the day after we got married and when we finally got to bed, we found out why there wasn't any cutlery to wash, it was in our bed - UNWASHED!!!!

    I told you she got me good

    cheers
    Wendy

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