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    Default Newspaper?

    I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    "This is the 21st century," he said. "I don't waste money on
    newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."

    I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him.
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Hum to much TV Rodgera.

    The other use of newspapers could pose even greater problems.

    Wrapping old saws in try doing that with an Ipad
    using when gluing
    Paper mache
    inside out turning








    Bet you thought I was going to say in place of a toilet roll.

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    cleaning the bbq plate, lighting the fireplace, packing things for postage, Cant do that with an Ipad

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    Imagine all those old Spy movies one where they hide behind newspapers with eye holes cut out. Can't do that with an Ipad

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    Probably be great for eating fish 'n chips off, though.
    Cheers, Richard

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    or shredding and using for the cat litter tray. Perfect use for an ipad

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    or shredding and using for the cat litter tray. Perfect use for an ipad
    I'm sure there's an app for that.
    Cheers, Richard

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhancock View Post
    I'm sure there's an app for that.
    Well if there is then it blows my theory that I-Things arent worth crapping on

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    would they chime hanging in the dunny
    Cheers Fred



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    The guys at work use them for sound level monitoring, so I'm sure you could get it to chime every time any wind is generated...
    Cheers, Richard

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