Bubba

[Baz]

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he
> saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
> pulled up to him with a wide grin.
>
>
> "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
>
>
>
> "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
>
>
>
> "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya,
> but a new truck?"
>
>
>
> "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.
> We were driving out on County Road 6,
> in the middle of nowhere.
> Bobby Sue pulled off the road,
> put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
> She parked the truck, got out,
> threw off all her clothes and said,
>
> 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
>
>
> So I took the truck!"
>
>
>
> "Bubba, you're a smart man!.
> Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
>

[Bluegum]

hahhaha yep its alright to be a readneck.